A Nigerian man claims there is nothing wrong with his health even though he defecates only once every seven weeks.

Sanusi Ibrahim, 46, of Abuja says he eats, drinks and moves around like a normal human being but does not empty his bowels as often, the Daily Sun reports. Instead of having a bowel movement, Ibrahim says he gets relief by passing gas … a lot of it.

Ibrahim’s constipation started when he was around 17, and after suffering from labor-like pains before going to the toilet, he sought medical help, “all to no avail.” Now, he endures the colon pain that usually starts two days before he defecates.

The tall, lanky man told the newspaper he has never suffered from any ailment except for anal pain when he passes the “fat … hard as a stone” excreta. Some people are “insinuating” that Ibrahim’s constipation problem is “from some evil spirit.”

BS meter: He’s full of it!

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