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		<title>(Italiano) Uomo viene colto da infarto mentre mangia un panino all&#8217;Heart Attack Grill</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2012 15:03:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>(Italiano) Interrompono la messa per fare sesso davanti all&#8217;altare, arrestati</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2011 13:13:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loverock</dc:creator>
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		<title>Man killed for eating popcorn too loudly</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 13:04:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loverock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man was shot dead at a Latvian cinema after eating his popcorn too loudly during a screen of Black Swan. Police said they had arrested a 27-year-old man suspectedLeggi Articolo]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/popcorn-sangue.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-6222" title="popcorn sangue" src="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/popcorn-sangue-234x350.jpg" alt="popcorn sangue" width="234" height="320" /></a>A man was shot dead at a Latvian cinema after eating his popcorn too loudly during a screen of Black Swan. </p>
<p>Police said they had arrested a 27-year-old man suspected of shooting a 42-year-old fellow audience member who later died of his wounds. The conflict took place as the credits rolled during a screen of the Oscar-nominated film &#8220;Black Swan&#8221;, according to police in the Baltic state.</p>
<p>Witnesses said that it arose over how loudly the deceased man was eating his popcorn. Gun-crime is relatively rare in Latvia, a European Union nation of 2.2 million.</p>
<p>The shooting occurred on Saturday evening in the central multiplex cinema in the Latvian capital, Riga, at the end of the psychological thriller about a ballet dancer who loses her mind succumbing to pressure to perform.</p>
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		<title>Super Heroes protecting Seattle from Crime</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 14:59:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loverock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The masked crusader, who likes to call himself the Guardian of Seattle, got into a little local difficulty and had his nose broken while trying to protect his beloved city.Leggi Articolo]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The masked crusader, who likes to call himself the Guardian of Seattle, got into a little local difficulty and had his nose broken while trying to protect his beloved city.</p>
<p>And the incident has prompted police to urge him and other self-styled saviours to hang up their capes before anyone gets seriously hurt.</p>
<p><a href="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/supereroe.jpg"><img src="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/supereroe-580x273.jpg" alt="Il supereroe di Seattle - Phenix" title="Il supereroe di Seattle - Phenix" width="580" height="273" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-5950" /></a></p>
<p>‘Does Superman get his ass kicked?’ one detective – quite fairly – asked. ‘These people should not be called superheroes.’</p>
<p>Mr Jones – who parades around wearing tights, a mask and a skin-tight rubber suit with a bulletproof vest – was hurt while bravely (or stupidly) trying to break up a fight with a man who was armed with a gun.</p>
<p><a href="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/supereroi.jpg"><img src="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/supereroi-350x187.jpg" alt="Il supereroe di Seattle - Da sx Red Dragon, Phenix e Buster Doeche" title="Il supereroe di Seattle - Da sx Red Dragon, Phenix e Buster Doeche" width="350" height="187" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-5951" /></a>But he insisted his injury won’t put him off fighting crime.</p>
<p>‘If police aren’t here, criminals feel free to run wild in my city,’ the father of two said. ‘And I’m not going to stand for it.’</p>
<p>Mr Jones insisted he endangered his life ‘with a reason and a purpose’ and claimed he and other caped crusaders all had a military or martial arts background and knew what they were facing.</p>
<p>His eight other colleagues revel in the monikers Thorn, Buster Doe, Green Reaper, Gemini, No Name, Catastrophe, Thunder 88 and Penelope.</p>
<p>He is often driven around the city by a mystery woman; she doesn’t bother with superhero garb.</p>
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		<title>Plane makes emergency landing after pilot spills coffee</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Jan 2011 14:49:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loverock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A United Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing after the pilot spilled his coffee. Flight 940, travelling from Chicago to Frankfurt, had to land in Toronto justLeggi Articolo]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/airline-crew-attendant-coffee.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-5905" title="Rovescia caffè, atterraggio di emergenza" src="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/airline-crew-attendant-coffee-350x273.jpg" alt="Rovescia caffè, atterraggio di emergenza" width="350" height="273" /></a>A United Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing after the pilot spilled his coffee.<br />
Flight 940, travelling from Chicago to Frankfurt, had to land in Toronto just after 10pm on Monday.</p>
<p>A spokesperson for the airline said a communications problem had occurred, which led the pilot to choose to divert the flight, instead of crossing the Atlantic with the issue.</p>
<p>However, Transport Canada, the regulator of transportation in the country, said the problem with the equipment was caused by the pilot of the Boeing 777 tipping his coffee over.</p>
<p>The spilled hot drink caused the radio on board the plane to send out a 7500 code, denoting a hijacking. Despite the flight crew being able to stop the faulty signal, they decided to land the plane anyway.</p>
<p>Once in Toronto, the 241 passengers and 14 crew members were put on a different plane, sent back to Chicago and put up in overnight accommodation before starting their journey to Frankfurt again yesterday afternoon.</p>
<p>‘Our review of the communications issue encountered on flight 940 continues, so it’s too soon to comment on any particulars that led to the captain’s decision to divert,’ said United spokesman Rahsaan Johnson.</p>
<p>‘But [it is] important to note the crew did maintain contact with controllers, and the decision to divert to Toronto was the captain’s.’</p>
<p>Recently, in another bizarre air-related incident, an airport in Inner Mongolia was forced to divert flights to nearby travel hubs after it was feared planes might crash into a UFO, which was apparently sighted in the vicinity.</p>
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		<title>Paralyzed by love</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 20:13:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loverock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An American neuroscientist has developed a rare condition that leaves him paralysed when he feels the emotion of love. Matt Frerking, 39, from Portland, Oregon, is left immobile if heLeggi Articolo]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An American neuroscientist has developed a rare condition that leaves him paralysed when he feels the emotion of love. Matt Frerking, 39, from Portland, Oregon, is left immobile if he even has a romantic thought or sees others showing displays of affection.</p>
<p><a href="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/matt-frerking2.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-4876" title="matt frerking con la moglire trish" src="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/matt-frerking2-560x360.jpg" alt="matt frerking con la moglire trish" width="560" height="360" /></a></p>
<p>The affliction has been diagnosed as a combination of the chronic sleeping disorder narcolepsy with cataplexy, a sudden weakening of the muscles which renders the person temporarily immobile but still aware of their surroundings and able to hear.</p>
<p><a href="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/matt-frerking.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-4875" title="matt frerking" src="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/matt-frerking.jpg" alt="matt frerking" width="328" height="250" /></a>For Mr Frerking the feeling that sparks an attack is love and being around his family can send him into a state of physical paralysis.</p>
<p>I have to limit those things very carefully.” During an interview with ABC News, he described having to avoid “warm and fuzzy” feelings before passing out after looking at photos in his wedding album. Attacks are also triggered by trailers for romantic films and Mr Frerking said he tries to stave them off by thinking about scientific research. Carol Ash, a sleep specialist at the Sleep for Life Center in New Jersey, said: “In someone like Matt strong emotions are flipping a switch.”</p>
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		<title>Michelle Philipots &#8211; The Woman who loses her memory everyday</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 15:47:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loverock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every day, Michelle Philpots wakes up next to a man who has to convince her they are married. When she expresses doubt, he takes out a photo album and showsLeggi Articolo]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Every day, Michelle Philpots wakes up next to a man who has to convince her they are married.</p>
<p>When she expresses doubt, he takes out a photo album and shows her pictures of their wedding 13 years ago.</p>
<p>Michelle and Ian on their wedding day in 1997. She lost her short-term memory in 1994 and every day since then he has to convince her they are married. Some days he has to get out the wedding pictures to prove they are husband and wife.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Michelle-Philipots-per-lei-ogni-giorno-%C3%A8-come-il-primo-di-vita.jpg"><img class="aligncenter" title="Michelle Philipots - Per lei ogni giorno è come il primo." src="/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Michelle-Philipots-per-lei-ogni-giorno-%C3%A8-come-il-primo-di-vita-560x375.jpg" alt="Michelle Philipots - Per lei ogni giorno è come il primo." width="560" height="375" /></a></p>
<p>The 47-year-old&#8217;s condition was caused by brain injuries sustained in two road accidents. She can recall everything up to 1994 but since then everything that happens on one day is forgotten the next.</p>
<p>Her case echoes 50 First Dates, the 2004 movie in which Adam Sandler tries to woo Drew Barrymore, who has no day-to-day memory following a car crash.</p>
<p>And it is not just loved ones Mrs Philpots struggles with. She uses hundreds of Post-It notes and reminders on her mobile phone&#8217;s calendar to keep her informed of appointments and everyday duties.</p>
<p>Anything she has done or anyone she has met must be logged for future reference. And on the rare occasions she ventures out of her home in Spalding, Lincolnshire, she goes armed with sat-nav programmed with her address.</p>
<p>There are some benefits, however. There is no such thing as a repeat on TV and every joke is funny because it&#8217;s the first time she&#8217;s heard it.</p>
<p>&#8216;It&#8217;s like I am living the same day, day after day,&#8217; said Mrs Philpots, who does voluntary work at a charity for people with disabilities three days a week.</p>
<p>&#8216;I love to watch EastEnders but I can&#8217;t remember the characters or any story lines.&#8217; Her husband, a 46-year-old fencer, said the secret of the success of their marriage was patience.</p>
<p>&#8216;It can be very frustrating for me but I have to be patient and understand. I have to keep calm because I love her,&#8217; he said.</p>
<p>&#8216;I&#8217;ve known her for 25 years so I am lucky we met before she had the accidents because she can remember me. Luckily we have lots of photos to remind her, otherwise she would forget it all.&#8217;</p>
<p><a href="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Michelle-Philipots-Ogni-giorno-perde-la-memoria.jpg"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-4399 alignleft" title="Michelle Philipots - Ogni giorno perde la memoria - L'auto dell'incidente" src="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Michelle-Philipots-Ogni-giorno-perde-la-memoria-100x100.jpg" alt="Michelle Philipots - Ogni giorno perde la memoria - L'auto dell'incidente" width="100" height="100" /></a><a href="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Michelle-Philipots-50-volte-il-primo-bacio.jpg"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-4397 alignleft" title="Michelle Philipots - 50 volte il primo bacio" src="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Michelle-Philipots-50-volte-il-primo-bacio-100x100.jpg" alt="Michelle Philipots - 50 volte il primo bacio" width="100" height="100" /></a>Mrs Philpots suffered brain injuries in a motorbike crash in 1985 and a car accident in 1990. The couple have no children.<br />
Enlarge   The aftermath of one of the car crashes which caused Mrs Philpots to lose her short term memory</p>
<p>Mrs Philpot&#8217;s case is similar to the storyline in the film 50 First Dates, starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore. Her character, Lucy, suffers from short-term memory loss and forgets her love interest Henry, played by Sandler, every day</p>
<p>Dr Peter Nestor, a neuroscience specialist at Cambridge University, said Mrs Philpots was suffering from anterograde amnesia.</p>
<p>He added: &#8216;It is reasonably rare but it does exist. You are capable of carrying out day-to-day things and don&#8217;t forget how to do certain things like speaking.</p>
<p>&#8216;But if someone was to ask you what you did yesterday, you wouldn&#8217;t have a clue.&#8217;</p>
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<a href="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Michelle-Philipots-la-donna-che-ogni-giorno-si-sveglia-nel-1994-DailyMail.png"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-4398" title="Michelle Philipots - la donna che ogni giorno si sveglia nel 1994 - DailyMail" src="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Michelle-Philipots-la-donna-che-ogni-giorno-si-sveglia-nel-1994-DailyMail-560x337.png" alt="Michelle Philipots - la donna che ogni giorno si sveglia nel 1994 - DailyMail" width="560" height="337" /></a></p>
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		<title>(Italiano) Defeca nella bibita del compagno di classe, lui non se ne accorge e la beve</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 18:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loverock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[His lawyer calls it a foolish prank, but a judge isn&#8217;t laughing. A 17-year-old high school student from  admitted in family court Thursday that he defecated in a classmate&#8217;s sodaLeggi Articolo]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Defece-nella-bibita-del-compagno.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-4342" title="Defece nella bibita del compagno" src="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Defece-nella-bibita-del-compagno-246x350.jpg" alt="Defece nella bibita del compagno" width="217" height="256" /></a>His lawyer calls it a foolish prank, but a judge isn&#8217;t laughing.</p>
<p>A 17-year-old high school student from  admitted in family court  Thursday that he defecated in a classmate&#8217;s soda during an auto-shop  class.</p>
<p>Prosecutors dropped an aggravated assault charge in exchange for the  boy&#8217;s guilty plea to a charge of tampering with a food product.</p>
<p>Authorities say the victim sipped the soda, then spit it out as his  classmates laughed on March 29.</p>
<p>A judge ordered the boy to serve probation, serve 200 hours of  community service, write a letter to the victim to apologize &#8211; and to  write a 1,000-word report on why it&#8217;s unhealthy to ingest fecal matter.<span id="more-4340"></span></p>
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		<title>Ma Xiuxian &#8211; 102&#8242;s granny is the oldest student in world</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 21:35:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loverock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 102-year-old grandmother has become the world&#8217;s oldest primary pupil after going back to school in China. Ma Xiuxian, from Jinan, Shandong province, started work in a cottom mill atLeggi Articolo]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A 102-year-old grandmother has become the world&#8217;s oldest primary pupil after going back to school in China.</p>
<p>Ma Xiuxian, from Jinan, Shandong province, started work in a cottom mill at the age of 13, reports the Qilu Evening Post.</p>
<p><a href="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Ma-Xiuxian.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3655" title="Ma Xiuxian - Si iscrive a scuola a 102 anni" src="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Ma-Xiuxian.jpg" alt="Ma Xiuxian - Si iscrive a scuola a 102 anni" width="400" height="225" /></a></p>
<p>But she always longed for the chance of a proper education and has now gone back to school to fulfill her ambition.</p>
<p>&#8220;I feel very happy that I can finally realise my dream of going to school at this age,&#8221; said Ma.</p>
<p>She was supported by her youngest son, Yi Fengxin, 58, as she walked into her grade one class at Weishan Road Elementary School for the first time.</p>
<p>After her first lesson, she was asked to say a few words and said: &#8220;Thank you teacher! Thank you my classmates! I&#8217;ll study hard and do my contribution to the country.&#8221;</p>
<p>She uses hearing aids to make sure she can hear the teacher and uses a magnifying class to help her read her text books.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Ma-Xiuxian5.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3659" title="Ma Xiuxian - La studentessa più anziana del mondo" src="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Ma-Xiuxian5-130x130.jpg" alt="Ma Xiuxian - La studentessa più anziana del mondo" width="130" height="130" /></a><a href="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Ma-Xiuxian4.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3658" title="Ma Xiuxian - La studentessa più anziana del mondo" src="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Ma-Xiuxian4-130x130.jpg" alt="Ma Xiuxian - La studentessa più anziana del mondo" width="130" height="130" /></a><a href="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Ma-Xiuxian3.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3657" title="Ma Xiuxian - La studentessa più anziana del mondo" src="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Ma-Xiuxian3-130x130.jpg" alt="Ma Xiuxian - La studentessa più anziana del mondo" width="130" height="130" /></a><a href="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Ma-Xiuxian2.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3656" title="Ma Xiuxian - Si iscrive a scuola a 102 anni" src="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Ma-Xiuxian2-130x130.jpg" alt="Ma Xiuxian - Si iscrive a scuola a 102 anni" width="130" height="130" /></a></p>
<p>Ma was married at 18 when she became a housewife, raising nine children, seven of whom went on to become university graduates.</p>
<p>The school offered her a place after reading about her long held ambition when she was interviewed by a local newspaper.</p>
<p>Yi explained: &#8220;My mother even sold her jewellery to help put us through school and her biggest dream was to go to school one day herself.&#8221;</p>
<p>[<a href="http://www.ananova.com/News/story/sm_3736485.html">Source</a>]</p>
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		<title>Mamy Rock – The Granny DJ</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:18:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Loverock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[69-year-old Ruth Flowers is a living example that age shouldn’t get in the way of things you’re passionate about. Like Bette Calman, the Yoga super-granny, Ruth does extraordinary things, forLeggi Articolo]]></description>
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<p>69-year-old Ruth Flowers is a living example that age shouldn’t get in the way of things you’re passionate about. Like Bette Calman, the Yoga super-granny, Ruth does extraordinary things, for her age.</p>
<p>Known as “Mammy Rock“, around the European club scene, Ruth Flowers is probably the oldest professional DJ in the world. The British granny wears bling-bling headphones, trendy clothes and sports an electrifying hear-do as she works the turntables in popular clubs, in France.</p>
<p>Mammy Rock’s career began when she was 65. Her grandson was celebrating his birthday in a London nightclub, and asked Ruth to join him and his friends. There were a few problems with the bouncers, who didn’t feel right letting a senior citizen inside such an establishment, but as soon as she stepped in, Mammy Rock was bewitched by the lively atmosphere that made her feel so much younger.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Ruth-Flowers-Mammy-Rock5.jpg"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-3171 alignnone" title="Mammy Rock - Ruth Flowers - La DJ più vecchia del mondo" src="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Ruth-Flowers-Mammy-Rock5-100x100.jpg" alt="Mammy Rock - Ruth Flowers - La DJ più vecchia del mondo" width="100" height="100" /></a><a href="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Ruth-Flowers-Mammy-Rock4.jpg"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-3170 alignnone" title="Mammy Rock - Ruth Flowers - La DJ più vecchia del mondo" src="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Ruth-Flowers-Mammy-Rock4-100x100.jpg" alt="Mammy Rock - Ruth Flowers - La DJ più vecchia del mondo" width="100" height="100" /></a><a href="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Ruth-Flowers-Mammy-Rock2.jpg"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-3168 alignnone" title="Mammy Rock - Ruth Flowers - La DJ più vecchia del mondo" src="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Ruth-Flowers-Mammy-Rock2-100x100.jpg" alt="Mammy Rock - Ruth Flowers - La DJ più vecchia del mondo" width="100" height="100" /></a><a href="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Ruth-Flowers-Mammy-Rock3.jpg"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-3169 alignnone" title="Mammy Rock - Ruth Flowers - La DJ più vecchia del mondo" src="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Ruth-Flowers-Mammy-Rock3-100x100.jpg" alt="Mammy Rock - Ruth Flowers - La DJ più vecchia del mondo" width="100" height="100" /></a><a href="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Ruth-Flowers-Mammy-Rock.jpg"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-3167 alignnone" title="Mammy Rock - Ruth Flowers - La DJ più vecchia del mondo" src="http://absurdityisnothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Ruth-Flowers-Mammy-Rock-100x100.jpg" alt="Mammy Rock - Ruth Flowers - La DJ più vecchia del mondo" width="100" height="100" /></a></p>
<p>She talked to her grandson about becoming a DJ herself, and although he thought she was mad, he agreed to introduce her to a young music producer. After learning the basics of electro music, Mammy Rock developed her very own style, and one of today’s most in-demand DJs.</p>
<p>Ruth had had a pretty interesting youth, going to balls all the time, but with the coming of old age, she became bored out of her mind. She says she’d much rather “sign a contract with a record company than to sign up for the nursing home.”</p>
<p>[<a href="http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/mammy-rock-the-granny-dj.html">Source</a>]</p>
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