A 55-year-old named Herr Reiner has died in the German city of Halle as a result of his hired prostitute revealing herself to be a transsexual.
Mr Reiner has travelled 100km to shag. He had paid for Priya. After 20 minutes of getting to know each other, Pray said they arranged to have sex. (In Ibiza it’s 12 minutes – Anorak Source Statistics 1999)
The 24-year-old prostitute says Mr Reiner, a truck driver by trade, appeared “sweaty with excitement”. Then, as she got naked he became “dizzy”.
His eyes rolled in his head. He collapsed on the bed. Dead.
The official verdict, according to his death certificate, is that Mr Reiner died from a heart attack brought on by an excessive use of Viagra.
JUDE Ukachukwu, 21, tells St Albans Crown Court that his penis was too big for the condoms shopkeeper Sasisedaran Sellathurai sold him. Two of them split as the law student was shagging his lover. And he wanted restitution.
Ukachukwu heads to Sella Supermarket in Parkhouse Court, Hatfield, on August 8 last year. He wants this money back. But he has no receipt. He has no packaging. And he has used the goods.
Ukachukwu is advised to contact the manufacturers or Trading Standards. Jude feels that he is not being “taken seriously”. To emphasise his point he picks up a pack of fizzy soft drinks of equivalent value to the condoms and makes to leave the shop.
Mr Sellathurai disagrees. The men tussle. Mr Sellathurai is punched in the face, causing a wound that needs several stitches.
In court, Ukachukwu, of Harpsfield Broadway, Comet Way, Hatfield, is found guilty of ABH. Ukachukwu is “full of remorse”. He hopes to “progress in the legal profession”.
He will experience the law as he performs 150 hours’ unpaid work and ordered to pay costs of £480.
Next time, read the label…
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A Hudson woman was arrested early on Tuesday, accused of stabbing her common-law husband because she was unhappy with his performance in the bedroom, an arrest report stated. Hudson Police officers were called at around 1 a.m. on Tuesday to the Ted Trout Drive home Michelle Thomas, 26, shared with the man.
The man told police Thomas became angry with him when she was not satisfied by a sexual encounter the two shared just before the incident, the report stated. He said she grabbed a pair of scissors and began slashing at him. Officers noted the man had minor cuts to his chest, left thumb and left knee.
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Thomas told officers the man was drunk and had grabbed her by the wrists, threw her on the bed and began choking her, according to the report. Officers saw no visible injuries on Thomas. The man said the only time he put his hands on her was during the sexual encounter.
Thomas was arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, although the man told officers he didn’t want to press charges. Thomas faces a second-degree felony charge, carrying a sentence up to 20 years in prison and up to a $10,000 fine.
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