A 58-year-old Chinese man has had to undergo surgery to remove 85cm of skipping rope from his bladder.

The rope became lodged after migrant worker Zhao Chenglin, 58, from Chongqing, inserted the skipping rope into his penis as part of a bizarre sex act.

Admitting it was the “stupidest thing in the world”, Chenglin brought the skipping rope from a local store before “locking myself into my three square metre shelter to enjoy it.”

Zhao inserted the whole 85cm plastic hollow rope into his urethra but when he tried to pull it out he found that it had become stuck.

He comments: “It was so painful that I tossed and turned on the ground.”

Zhao borrowed money in order to go to hospital where a scan revealed that the rope had become twisted into a ball and was now stuck in his bladder.

He was told that the only way to remove it was by surgery, which was something he couldn’t afford.

So Chenglin lived with the problem for the next two months, with the pain it caused making it difficult for him to work.

“For every step I walked the rope was poking my insides. It was very painful,” he said.

According to Chenglin he never dared drink water or other liquids because: “Each time urinating would kill me. Sometimes blood would come out.”

His secret soon spread amongst his porter friends, who tried their best to help him.

“If we had an easy errand we would give it to him, and since he has no income we often invited him for a meal,” said Liu Changfa, another porter.

Chenglin’s situation did not change until several months later when kind-hearted Liu called Chongqing Honglou Hospital, a professional bladder disease hospital, begging for help.

The hospital dispatched an ambulance and Chenglin was admitted the same day.

“We can cure his problem. We have the responsibility of helping each one, no matter how humble their life is,” said Xu Changzheng, general manager of the hospital.

The hospital successfully operated on Chenglin and removed the skipping rope from his bladder.

The 55-year-old man allegedly broke into the First Christian Church in Ames, Iowa on Thursday, whereupon he set about collecting a number of items from around the building, before retiring to the basement for the night, where authorities say he set up a camp.

The man then used the church’s equipment to watch a selection of porn movies he had with him.

Staff from a preschool group who use the church found him on Friday morning, when they noticed a number of items missing, and then heard noises coming from the basement.

Police were called, and arrived to find the man attempt to flee while dragging a rubbish bin filled with electronic equipment, food, kitchen utensils and a 26-inch flatscreen TV - all of it from the church.

‘He kind of made himself at home,’ Commander Mike Brennan of the Ames Police Department told the Ames Tribune newspaper.

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Un designer francese ha creato una nuova gamma di vibratori attentamente travestiti da altri oggetti.

I vibratori di Nathalie Rykiel sembrano proprio degli oggetti comuni , che non desterebbero mai alcun sospetto, lucida labbra, rossetti, pennelli per il trucco, paperelle di gomma

A French fashion designer has launched a new range of carefully disguise vibrators. Nathalie Rykiel’s sex toys look like everyday items such as lipsticks, rubber ducks and make up brushes.

She says her brush and lipstick vibrators were designed to go unquestioned during security searches. “I took the sordidness and dirtiness out of buying sex toys,” Ms Rykiel said.

Prices range from £40 for the duck to £75 for the make-up brush.

This ‘make up brush’ is actually part of Nathalie Rykiel’s new collection of disguised vibrators

British firefighters called to a hospital said they spent 30 minutes using a metal grinder to free a man’s penis from a steel pipe.

The Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service crew said they were called to England’s Southampton General Hospital Tuesday morning to use the 4 1/2-inch grinder to cut through the pipe without damaging the man’s sex organ, The Sun reported Thursday.

Hospital staff said they were unable to remove the pipe without assistance because the blood flow in the man’s penis had become restricted and caused him to become aroused. Doctors said the man’s penis was bruised and swollen after the operation but he did not suffer any serious or permanent injuries.

Firefighters said the man declined to explain how his penis had become stuck in the pipe.

“It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting,” a Fire and Rescue spokesman said. “It’s certainly an unusual call-out and I’m sure the man won’t be getting into that situation again.”

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A Shelf-Stacker was allegedly sexually assaulted as he worked in a Plymouth store, say police.

Officers have released CCTV footage of what they have described as a ‘bizarre incident’ in the hope they can identify, and speak to, the man in it.

The employee was stacking shelves at a Plymouth Co-op store when an unknown man began hanging around the aisle.

The video footage shows the man crouching down on numerous occasions, which is when the alleged offence took place.

The employee informed the store manager and they looked back at the CCTV footage.

“I’m used to having customers around me and having arms stretched out, but I did not look up until the end,” he said.

“I had no idea what was going on. I thought it was all a bit strange.

“I was shocked and I couldn’t believe he was in the aisle for that long.”

The incident occurred on Saturday October 31 at about 10am. A week later on Saturday November 7 at about noon, the suspect returned.

Dc Steve White, who is investigating the incident, said: “We are treating this incident very seriously and we would appeal to the public’s help in tracking down this man.

“It is a bizarre incident and the shop was full of people.

“Someone must have seen the man and could well help us identify him.”

A Co-operative Group spokeswoman said: “We are working with the police to attempt to identify a man who is suspected of sexually assaulting a member of our staff in the Plymouth area on two occasions.

“The assaults took place on two consecutive Saturdays – October 31 and November 7.

“The Co-operative takes issues of staff welfare very seriously, and we would appeal to anyone with information regarding these incidents to come forward to the police.”

The man is described as being white, clean shaven and of medium to large build.

During the first incident he was wearing a brown T-shirt with jeans and black shoes and glasses.

During the second incident the man was wearing a blue shirt with jeans.

When Emily Wallis tracked down the dad she had never met they had more in common than she expected… including their taste in shoes, dresses and make-up.

Instead of the “Italian Stallion” her mum Ann had described, Clive Harrison was a lipstick-wearing, bewigged transvestite who now calls himself Chloe, and has EIGHTY-TWO pairs of high- heeled shoes.

Emily, 22, says: “Chloe was squeezed into a silver dress and wearing make-up and a wig. I had no idea what to do so I said, ‘You look better than me… and I really like your shoes’.”

Emily adds: “For years I had dreamed of us all being reunited. I’d even secretly harboured a hope that Clive and Mum might get back together. But when I saw my dad I realised that certainly wasn’t going to happen!”

Emily was a teenager when her mum broke the devastating news that the man who had raised her was not her real ­father. From an early age Emily had a strange feeling that she did not fully belong as she grew up with an older sister and two big ­brothers. But she continued to see the man she thought was her father but wasn’t, even after her parents divorced when she was seven.

“My dad was always closer to my sister but he had no idea I wasn’t his daughter,” says Emily. “Unknown to him mum had been having an affair with Clive behind his back when she was in her 20s.

“Naturally we hadn’t bonded like a normal father and daughter as there wasn’t a biological link. When I was young I ­remember thinking I didn’t look like my sister. When I watched her play with my brothers I’d think, ‘Why aren’t I like them’?”

Yet it was not until Emily was 19 that her mother started telling her about an old boyfriend called Clive.

“She told me he was a tall, tanned, macho biker who she’d nicknamed The Italian Stallion. Then suddenly she blurted out, ‘He’s your real dad’.

“My jaw dropped but everything ­suddenly made sense. There were lots of tears and we stayed up until 5am talking about him. And I begged her to help me find him.” Ann, who lives in Hastings, East Sussex, told Emily that in fact she had bumped into Clive a year earlier in 2005 in his home town of Herne Bay in Kent. She also told him that he had a daughter.

But she begged him not to contact Emily until she was 21 so Clive flew back to Australia. Clive told Emily that he had been married to a beauty queen when he began the affair with Ann. But he had struggled with his ­sexuality for years, making himself on the outside the opposite of the person on the inside. Even as a five-year-old he had secretly dressed up in his mother’s clothes. Since then he had gone through three marriages, satisfying his secret desires by sneaking out after dark dressed as a woman.

By 2003 he had become so revolted by his male genitals that he had tried to perform a DIY sex change attempting to push his penis inside himself. Left in agony, he lost his libido and became completely celibate as he openly started dressing as a woman in the evening.

Clive renamed himself Chloe and felt free at last, splashing out on 82 pairs of shoes and 14 wigs. He is now waiting for a full sex change operation, hopefully next year.

Emily couldn’t be happier at being reunited with her biological father.

“I don’t see her as dad or another mum, she’s just Chloe and I’m grateful to have her in my life.

“I’m proud of her and will be at her hospital bedside when she has the full sex change operation. I even want Chloe to be the one to walk me down the aisle when I get married. I’ll be so proud she is there.”

Mum-of-one-Emily has yet to tell the man she thought was her father about Chloe. “I will have to tell him at some point that I’m not really his, but it’s not ­something you suddenly drop into conversation.

Ann, 47, says: “I’m sad that Clive is no longer around but I’m best friends with Chloe now.

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